Global Warming Is DEAD; Now Will Al Gore Please Shut Up?

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In August of this year, The New York Daily News reported that Al Gore compared Global Warming deniers to racists and alcoholics:

“I remember as a boy when the conversation on civil rights was won in the South. I remember a time when one of my friends made a racist joke and another said, hey man, we don’t go for that anymore,” Gore said in praise of how society has changed.

But when it comes to global warming deniers, Gore says the progress “has been stalled,” blaming “a shrinking group of denialists.”

The former vice president went on to compare global warming skeptics to families who have a relative with a substance abuse issue.

“It’s like a family with an alcoholic father who flies into a rage every time a subject is mentioned, and so everybody avoids the elephant in the room to keep the peace,” he said.

If crazy Gore really believes that Global Warming ‘deniers’ are indeed racists and alcoholics, then he better have Katy bar the door because his world is about to experience a large spike in drunken clan members.

According to an article on The Daily Mail Global Warming is dead:

A chilly Arctic summer has left nearly a million more square miles of ocean covered with ice than at the same time last year – an increase of 60 per cent.

The rebound from 2012’s record low comes six years after the BBC reported that global warming would leave the Arctic ice-free in summer.

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Instead, days before the annual autumn feeze is due to begin, an unbroken ice sheet more than half the size of Europe already stretches from the Canadian islands to Russia’s northern shores.

The Northwest Passage from the Atlantic to the Pacific has remained blocked by pack-ice all year. More than 20 yachts that had planned to sail it have been left ice-bound and a cruise ship attempting the route was forced to turn back.

Some eminent scientists now believe the world is heading for a period of cooling that will not end until the middle of this century – a process that would expose computer forecasts of imminent catastrophic warming as dangerously misleading.

The disclosure comes 11 months after The Mail on Sunday triggered intense political and scientific debate by revealing that global warming has ‘paused’ since the beginning of 1997 – an event that the computer models used by climate experts failed to predict.

In March, this newspaper further revealed that temperatures are about to drop below the level that the models forecast with ‘90 per cent certainty’.

The pause – which has now been accepted as real by every major climate research centre – is important, because the models’ predictions of ever-increasing global temperatures have made many of the world’s economies divert billions of pounds into ‘green’ measures to counter  climate change.

Those predictions now appear gravely flawed.

The realization that the world is no longer warming, and that the proof can no longer be hidden from the public, has the United Nations running for cover:

The continuing fervor caused by The Mail on Sunday’s revelations – which will now be amplified by the return of the Arctic ice sheet – has forced the UN’s climate change body to hold a crisis meeting.

The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) was due in October to start publishing its Fifth Assessment Report – a huge three-volume study issued every six or seven years. It will now hold a pre-summit in Stockholm later this month.

Leaked documents show that governments which support and finance the IPCC are demanding more than 1,500 changes to the report’s ‘summary for policymakers’. They say its current draft does not properly explain the pause.

Now that Global Warming is dead, and Gore’s dire predictions of global catastrophe can now be shunned to the realm of fiction where they belong, there is one important question which remains unanswered.

Will All Gore now please shut up?

Sadly….I don’t think so either.

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